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			<title>Supreme Court Strips Legal Status from 350,000 Haitian and Syrian Immigrants, Opening Door to Mass Deportation</title>
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			<title>Pete Buttigieg&#8217;s 4-Year-Old Twins Taken from Him Overnight After a Politically Motivated False CPS Report</title>
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			<title>Ukraine Fires 660 Drones at Russia in One Night — and Russia Hit Back Just as Hard</title>
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			<title>Trump Asks Congress for $87.6 Billion to Keep Fighting Iran — The Day After the Senate Voted to Stop Him</title>
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			<title>Federal Judge Demands DOJ Explain Why It Dropped Bribery Charges Against a Billionaire Who Hired Trump&#8217;s Lawyer</title>
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			<title>NYC&#8217;s Socialist Mayor Sweeps All Three House Primaries, Publicly Humiliating the Democratic Establishment</title>
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			<title>The Supreme Court Handed Trump a Deportation Green Light — 350,000 People Are Now Counting the Days</title>
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			<title>Trump Endorsed Both Candidates in the Same Race — His Original Pick Still Lost</title>
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			<title>Senate Deals Trump a Historic Rebuke on the Iran War — And He&#8217;s Already Calling It Meaningless</title>
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			<title>Trump Orders Strikes on Iran After Drone Hits Cargo Ship, Blowing Up a Six-Day-Old Ceasefire</title>
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			<title>Venezuela&#8217;s Earthquake Death Toll Climbs Past 920 — and the Country Was Already Broken</title>
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			<title>Federal Judge Blocks Trump&#8217;s Plan to Let the Post Office Decide Who Gets a Mail Ballot</title>
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			<title>Trump Blows Up His Own Party&#8217;s Housing Win to Force an Election Bill Nobody Can Pass</title>
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			<title>Supreme Court Rules Asylum Seekers Can Be Turned Away Before They Set Foot on U.S. Soil</title>
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			<title>Supreme Court Says Gun Owners Don&#8217;t Need Anyone&#8217;s Permission to Be Armed at Your Restaurant, Gas Station, or Shop</title>
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			<title>Iran Drones a Cargo Ship in the Strait of Hormuz — Blowing a Hole in Trump&#8217;s 60-Day Peace Deal</title>
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			<title>America&#8217;s Top General in Europe Is Forced Out as Hegseth&#8217;s Pentagon Purge Hits the NATO Frontline</title>
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			<title>The Ebola Outbreak With No Vaccine Has Reached Europe — and It&#8217;s Already the Second-Worst on Record</title>
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			<title>Supreme Court Hands Trump Full Power to Strip Legal Status From 350,000 Haitians and Syrians</title>
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			<title>Madison Square Garden Permits Blow the Lid Off Taylor Swift&#8217;s July Wedding — And New York Has Feelings</title>
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			<title>Twin Earthquakes Flatten Venezuela: 235 Dead, Thousands Trapped, and a Post-Maduro Government Tested by Catastrophe</title>
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