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			<title>211 Dead and Counting: The U.S. Military Is Killing People on Boats in the Pacific With No Trial and No Evidence</title>
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			<title>Trump Said Meloni &#8220;Begged&#8221; for a Photo. Italy Canceled a State Visit. The Alliance Is Cracking.</title>
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			<title>A Democratic Socialist Just Won the D.C. Mayor&#8217;s Race — and She&#8217;s Promising to Fight Trump Head-On</title>
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			<title>Andy Burnham Wins His Parliament Seat by Landslide — and Keir Starmer&#8217;s Leadership Clock Is Now Running</title>
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			<title>Trump Unveils Qatar&#8217;s $400 Million &#8220;Gift&#8221; as the New Air Force One — and Nobody&#8217;s Happy About It</title>
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			<title>France Hits 40°C for the First Time in 2026 — 60 Departments on Alert, Records at Risk, and the Worst Is Still Coming</title>
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			<title>UN Secretary-General Flies Into Haiti as 2,300 Die This Year — and the New Foreign Force Faces the Same Old Questions</title>
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			<title>The U.S. and Iran Just Signed a Deal to End the War — and Its Lebanon Clause Is Already Being Violated</title>
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			<title>The Democratic Civil War Is Real: Progressives Are Winning Primaries, Centrists Are Winning the Seats That Decide the Majority</title>
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			<title>Tay Keith Produced Six No. 1 Hits This Decade. He Was 29 When Nashville Found Him Gone.</title>
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			<title>Senate Votes 84-8 to Advance the Housing Bill — Homebuyers Cheer the Investor Ban, Real Estate Fumes, and Supply Hawks Say It Misses the Point</title>
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			<title>Special Education and Civil Rights Ripped Out of the Education Department in One Stroke</title>
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			<title>Trump Goes 3-for-4 in June Primaries as November Senate Battlegrounds Lock In</title>
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			<title>Trump Signs Iran Framework at Versailles — Congress Erupts on Both Sides of the Aisle</title>
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			<title>Gangs Control 70 Percent of Haiti&#8217;s Capital. The UN Is Betting a New Force Can Take It Back.</title>
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