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			<title>Trump Threatens to Yank All U.S. Troops From Europe Over Greenland as NATO Summit Opens in Ankara</title>
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			<title>Democratic Socialists Are Winning Primaries — And Both Parties Are Panicking for Completely Different Reasons</title>
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			<title>Trump Pauses Iran Nuclear Talks for Khamenei&#8217;s Funeral — Then Says He Could Have Bombed Everyone Attending</title>
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			<title>Trump Flies to NATO Summit to Squeeze Allies on Defense Spending — With Ukraine&#8217;s Future Hanging in the Balance</title>
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			<title>Trump Pardoned 11 People Before July 4 — Including a Major Donor Who Hosted a Fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago</title>
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			<title>Trump Is Holding a Landmark Bipartisan Housing Bill Hostage — and a July 10 Deadline Is Closing In</title>
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			<title>Super Typhoon Bavi Hits U.S. Pacific Islands With 180 mph Winds — The Third Cat 5 of 2026</title>
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			<title>Russia Bombs Kyiv With 68 Missiles and 351 Drones on Eve of NATO Summit as Trump Heads to Turkey</title>
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