<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- This sitemap was dynamically generated on August 5, 2026 at 2:49 pm by All in One SEO v4.9.7.2 - the original SEO plugin for WordPress. -->

<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://whyitallsucks.com/default-sitemap.xsl"?>

<rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">
	<channel>
		<title>Why It All Sucks</title>
		<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[Why It All Sucks]]></description>
		<lastBuildDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:21 +0000]]></lastBuildDate>
		<docs>https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html</docs>
		<atom:link href="https://whyitallsucks.com/sitemap.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
		<ttl><![CDATA[60]]></ttl>

		<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/u-s-keeps-bombing-iran-after-congress-voted-twice-to-stop-it/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/u-s-keeps-bombing-iran-after-congress-voted-twice-to-stop-it/]]></link>
			<title>U.S. Keeps Bombing Iran After Congress Voted Twice to Stop It</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:21 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/senate-report-wall-street-banks-watched-epsteins-money-move-for-years/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/senate-report-wall-street-banks-watched-epsteins-money-move-for-years/]]></link>
			<title>Senate Report: Wall Street Banks Watched Epstein&#8217;s Money Move for Years</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:21 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/purple-heart-veteran-zip-tied-by-national-guard-in-her-own-yard-now-suing/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/purple-heart-veteran-zip-tied-by-national-guard-in-her-own-yard-now-suing/]]></link>
			<title>Purple Heart Veteran Zip-Tied by National Guard in Her Own Yard, Now Suing</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:21 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/gop-senators-turn-on-one-of-their-own-over-domestic-abuse-allegations/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/gop-senators-turn-on-one-of-their-own-over-domestic-abuse-allegations/]]></link>
			<title>GOP Senators Turn on One of Their Own Over Domestic Abuse Allegations</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:20 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trumps-attorney-general-pick-survives-committee-but-just-barely/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trumps-attorney-general-pick-survives-committee-but-just-barely/]]></link>
			<title>Trump&#8217;s Attorney General Pick Survives Committee, But Just Barely</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:20 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/pentagon-drafts-new-nuclear-strategy-weighing-tactical-weapons-against-china-russia/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/pentagon-drafts-new-nuclear-strategy-weighing-tactical-weapons-against-china-russia/]]></link>
			<title>Pentagon Drafts New Nuclear Strategy Weighing Tactical Weapons Against China, Russia</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:19 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/chinese-rocket-debris-forces-philippine-coast-guard-to-clear-northern-luzon-waters/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/chinese-rocket-debris-forces-philippine-coast-guard-to-clear-northern-luzon-waters/]]></link>
			<title>Chinese Rocket Debris Forces Philippine Coast Guard to Clear Northern Luzon Waters</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:19 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/dc-casts-its-jimmy-olsen-spinoff-lead-before-the-show-even-has-a-green-light/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/dc-casts-its-jimmy-olsen-spinoff-lead-before-the-show-even-has-a-green-light/]]></link>
			<title>DC Casts Its Jimmy Olsen Spinoff Lead Before the Show Even Has a Green Light</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:18 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/russia-unleashes-record-missile-barrage-on-kyiv-killing-17-as-ukraines-allies-fight-over-the-bill/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/russia-unleashes-record-missile-barrage-on-kyiv-killing-17-as-ukraines-allies-fight-over-the-bill/]]></link>
			<title>Russia Unleashes Record Missile Barrage on Kyiv, Killing 17 as Ukraine&#8217;s Allies Fight Over the Bill</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:18 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/imax-blinks-first-spider-man-muscles-nolans-the-odyssey-off-its-own-exclusive-screens/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/imax-blinks-first-spider-man-muscles-nolans-the-odyssey-off-its-own-exclusive-screens/]]></link>
			<title>IMAX Blinks First: Spider-Man Muscles Nolan&#8217;s &#8220;The Odyssey&#8221; Off Its Own Exclusive Screens</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:51:17 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/democratic-socialists-cant-agree-on-backing-aoc-for-president-and-everyones-watching/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/democratic-socialists-cant-agree-on-backing-aoc-for-president-and-everyones-watching/]]></link>
			<title>Democratic Socialists Can&#8217;t Agree on Backing AOC for President — And Everyone&#8217;s Watching</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:13 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trumps-own-doj-says-reflecting-pool-damage-wasnt-vandalism-hes-furious-anyway/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trumps-own-doj-says-reflecting-pool-damage-wasnt-vandalism-hes-furious-anyway/]]></link>
			<title>Trump&#8217;s Own DOJ Says Reflecting Pool Damage Wasn&#8217;t Vandalism — He&#8217;s Furious Anyway</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:13 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/senate-strikes-shutdown-avoiding-deal-and-almost-nobody-in-washington-actually-likes-it/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/senate-strikes-shutdown-avoiding-deal-and-almost-nobody-in-washington-actually-likes-it/]]></link>
			<title>Senate Strikes Shutdown-Avoiding Deal — And Almost Nobody in Washington Actually Likes It</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:12 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/gop-senator-says-his-own-ex-son-in-law-should-be-forced-out-of-congress/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/gop-senator-says-his-own-ex-son-in-law-should-be-forced-out-of-congress/]]></link>
			<title>GOP Senator Says His Own Ex-Son-in-Law Should Be Forced Out of Congress</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:12 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/kerala-drowns-again-as-monsoon-floods-and-landslides-kill-15-and-empty-whole-villages/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/kerala-drowns-again-as-monsoon-floods-and-landslides-kill-15-and-empty-whole-villages/]]></link>
			<title>Kerala Drowns Again as Monsoon Floods and Landslides Kill 15 and Empty Whole Villages</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:11 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/doj-kills-1-8-billion-anti-weaponization-fund-to-save-blanches-nomination/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/doj-kills-1-8-billion-anti-weaponization-fund-to-save-blanches-nomination/]]></link>
			<title>DOJ Kills $1.8 Billion &#8216;Anti-Weaponization Fund&#8217; to Save Blanche&#8217;s Nomination</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:11 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-gives-iran-a-last-chance-as-a-missile-hits-a-tanker-in-the-strait-hes-trying-to-reopen/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-gives-iran-a-last-chance-as-a-missile-hits-a-tanker-in-the-strait-hes-trying-to-reopen/]]></link>
			<title>Trump Gives Iran a &#8220;Last Chance&#8221; as a Missile Hits a Tanker in the Strait He&#8217;s Trying to Reopen</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:10 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/gazas-peacemakers-tell-israel-no-withdrawal-until-hamas-disarms-no-matter-whos-still-dying/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/gazas-peacemakers-tell-israel-no-withdrawal-until-hamas-disarms-no-matter-whos-still-dying/]]></link>
			<title>Gaza&#8217;s Peacemakers Tell Israel: No Withdrawal Until Hamas Disarms, No Matter Who&#8217;s Still Dying</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:10 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/ariana-grande-bails-on-her-west-end-comeback-then-explains-herself-from-the-stage/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/ariana-grande-bails-on-her-west-end-comeback-then-explains-herself-from-the-stage/]]></link>
			<title>Ariana Grande Bails on Her West End Comeback — Then Explains Herself From the Stage</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:09 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/spider-man-brand-new-day-nearly-breaks-the-box-office-record-and-moviegoers-footed-the-bill/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/spider-man-brand-new-day-nearly-breaks-the-box-office-record-and-moviegoers-footed-the-bill/]]></link>
			<title>Spider-Man: Brand New Day Nearly Breaks the Box Office Record — And Moviegoers Footed the Bill</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:21:09 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-vowed-to-fight-the-birthright-citizenship-ruling-immediately-he-missed-the-deadline/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-vowed-to-fight-the-birthright-citizenship-ruling-immediately-he-missed-the-deadline/]]></link>
			<title>Trump Vowed to Fight the Birthright Citizenship Ruling &#8220;Immediately.&#8221; He Missed the Deadline.</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:07 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/prosecutors-recruited-a-mob-hitman-to-help-build-their-case-against-james-comey/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/prosecutors-recruited-a-mob-hitman-to-help-build-their-case-against-james-comey/]]></link>
			<title>Prosecutors Recruited a Mob Hitman to Help Build Their Case Against James Comey</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:07 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/boston-judge-weighs-whether-sick-medicaid-recipients-have-to-prove-it-again/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/boston-judge-weighs-whether-sick-medicaid-recipients-have-to-prove-it-again/]]></link>
			<title>Boston Judge Weighs Whether Sick Medicaid Recipients Have to Prove It — Again</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jul 2026 11:11:56 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-vows-iran-will-get-a-beating-as-us-strikes-escalate-overnight/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-vows-iran-will-get-a-beating-as-us-strikes-escalate-overnight/]]></link>
			<title>Trump Vows Iran Will Get a &#8220;Beating&#8221; as US Strikes Escalate Overnight</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:06 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trumps-ag-pick-caves-on-1-8-billion-irs-fund-to-save-his-own-nomination/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trumps-ag-pick-caves-on-1-8-billion-irs-fund-to-save-his-own-nomination/]]></link>
			<title>Trump&#8217;s AG Pick Caves on $1.8 Billion IRS Fund to Save His Own Nomination</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:43:53 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-profits-by-selling-wall-street-a-head-start-on-his-own-posts/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-profits-by-selling-wall-street-a-head-start-on-his-own-posts/]]></link>
			<title>Trump Profits by Selling Wall Street a Head Start on His Own Posts</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:43:53 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-cancels-biggest-attack-since-world-war-ii-on-iran-tehran-says-theres-no-deal-to-cancel/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-cancels-biggest-attack-since-world-war-ii-on-iran-tehran-says-theres-no-deal-to-cancel/]]></link>
			<title>Trump Cancels &#8220;Biggest Attack Since World War II&#8221; on Iran — Tehran Says There&#8217;s No Deal to Cancel</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:43:51 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/spider-mans-record-weekend-just-proved-hollywood-only-bets-on-one-thing/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/spider-mans-record-weekend-just-proved-hollywood-only-bets-on-one-thing/]]></link>
			<title>Spider-Man&#8217;s Record Weekend Just Proved Hollywood Only Bets on One Thing</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:43:50 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-unveils-freedom-haulers-to-replace-truckers-who-lost-licenses-in-english-crackdown/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-unveils-freedom-haulers-to-replace-truckers-who-lost-licenses-in-english-crackdown/]]></link>
			<title>Trump Unveils &#8216;Freedom Haulers&#8217; to Replace Truckers Who Lost Licenses in English Crackdown</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:32 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/doj-hand-delivers-secret-epstein-files-to-judge-minutes-before-deadline/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/doj-hand-delivers-secret-epstein-files-to-judge-minutes-before-deadline/]]></link>
			<title>DOJ Hand-Delivers Secret Epstein Files to Judge Minutes Before Deadline</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:31 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/ice-deportation-officers-are-now-working-airport-security-lines-nationwide/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/ice-deportation-officers-are-now-working-airport-security-lines-nationwide/]]></link>
			<title>ICE Deportation Officers Are Now Working Airport Security Lines Nationwide</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:31 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trumps-own-doj-torpedoes-his-attorney-general-nominee-over-irs-payout/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trumps-own-doj-torpedoes-his-attorney-general-nominee-over-irs-payout/]]></link>
			<title>Trump&#8217;s Own DOJ Torpedoes His Attorney General Nominee Over IRS Payout</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:06 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/senate-blocks-attempt-to-end-trumps-iran-war-again-for-the-13th-time/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/senate-blocks-attempt-to-end-trumps-iran-war-again-for-the-13th-time/]]></link>
			<title>Senate Blocks Attempt to End Trump&#8217;s Iran War Again — For the 13th Time</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:30 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-threatens-to-pull-his-own-attorney-general-pick-until-two-gop-senators-are-gone/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-threatens-to-pull-his-own-attorney-general-pick-until-two-gop-senators-are-gone/]]></link>
			<title>Trump Threatens to Pull His Own Attorney General Pick Until Two GOP Senators Are Gone</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:30 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/japans-kumamoto-death-toll-hits-34-as-rescuers-race-the-clock-and-factories-grind-to-a-halt/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/japans-kumamoto-death-toll-hits-34-as-rescuers-race-the-clock-and-factories-grind-to-a-halt/]]></link>
			<title>Japan&#8217;s Kumamoto Death Toll Hits 34 as Rescuers Race the Clock and Factories Grind to a Halt</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:29 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/israeli-strikes-kill-children-in-gaza-even-as-ceasefire-talks-claim-progress-in-cairo/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/israeli-strikes-kill-children-in-gaza-even-as-ceasefire-talks-claim-progress-in-cairo/]]></link>
			<title>Israeli Strikes Kill Children in Gaza Even as Ceasefire Talks Claim &#8220;Progress&#8221; in Cairo</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:29 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/spider-man-brand-new-day-smashes-box-office-records-while-fans-foot-a-record-bill/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/spider-man-brand-new-day-smashes-box-office-records-while-fans-foot-a-record-bill/]]></link>
			<title>Spider-Man: Brand New Day Smashes Box Office Records While Fans Foot a Record Bill</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:28 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/nine-dead-as-thousands-storm-spains-ceuta-border-in-diplomatic-fallout-with-morocco/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/nine-dead-as-thousands-storm-spains-ceuta-border-in-diplomatic-fallout-with-morocco/]]></link>
			<title>Nine Dead as Thousands Storm Spain&#8217;s Ceuta Border in Diplomatic Fallout With Morocco</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:28 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/bbc-documentary-accuses-jared-leto-of-criminal-sexual-conduct-and-hollywood-has-no-idea-what-to-do-about-it/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/bbc-documentary-accuses-jared-leto-of-criminal-sexual-conduct-and-hollywood-has-no-idea-what-to-do-about-it/]]></link>
			<title>BBC Documentary Accuses Jared Leto of Criminal Sexual Conduct, and Hollywood Has No Idea What to Do About It</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:51:27 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/fastest-growing-ebola-outbreak-on-record-collides-with-gutted-u-s-aid-budget-in-congo/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/fastest-growing-ebola-outbreak-on-record-collides-with-gutted-u-s-aid-budget-in-congo/]]></link>
			<title>Fastest-Growing Ebola Outbreak on Record Collides With Gutted U.S. Aid Budget in Congo</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:05 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/fauci-pleads-the-fifth-over-100-times-blows-up-his-own-covid-hearing/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/fauci-pleads-the-fifth-over-100-times-blows-up-his-own-covid-hearing/]]></link>
			<title>Fauci Pleads the Fifth Over 100 Times, Blows Up His Own COVID Hearing</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:05 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/maga-civil-war-goes-public-as-mtg-and-tucker-carlson-launch-anti-trump-movement/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/maga-civil-war-goes-public-as-mtg-and-tucker-carlson-launch-anti-trump-movement/]]></link>
			<title>MAGA Civil War Goes Public as MTG and Tucker Carlson Launch Anti-Trump &#8220;Movement&#8221;</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:43:52 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/spider-man-spoilers-leak-out-of-china-faster-than-sony-can-take-them-down/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/spider-man-spoilers-leak-out-of-china-faster-than-sony-can-take-them-down/]]></link>
			<title>Spider-Man Spoilers Leak Out of China Faster Than Sony Can Take Them Down</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:04 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/iran-fires-missiles-at-u-s-base-in-jordan-touching-off-strikes-that-kill-dozens-in-iraq/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/iran-fires-missiles-at-u-s-base-in-jordan-touching-off-strikes-that-kill-dozens-in-iraq/]]></link>
			<title>Iran Fires Missiles at U.S. Base in Jordan, Touching Off Strikes That Kill Dozens in Iraq</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:04 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/senate-rushes-out-stopgap-bill-to-dodge-a-third-shutdown-before-voters-head-to-the-polls/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/senate-rushes-out-stopgap-bill-to-dodge-a-third-shutdown-before-voters-head-to-the-polls/]]></link>
			<title>Senate Rushes Out Stopgap Bill to Dodge a Third Shutdown Before Voters Head to the Polls</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:43:52 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/death-toll-in-japans-kumamoto-earthquake-climbs-past-30-as-heat-and-ruined-utilities-threaten-more-lives/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/death-toll-in-japans-kumamoto-earthquake-climbs-past-30-as-heat-and-ruined-utilities-threaten-more-lives/]]></link>
			<title>Death Toll in Japan&#8217;s Kumamoto Earthquake Climbs Past 30 as Heat and Ruined Utilities Threaten More Lives</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:04 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/jared-leto-denies-sexual-misconduct-allegations-from-four-women-in-new-bbc-documentary/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/jared-leto-denies-sexual-misconduct-allegations-from-four-women-in-new-bbc-documentary/]]></link>
			<title>Jared Leto Denies Sexual Misconduct Allegations From Four Women in New BBC Documentary</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:13:03 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/slipknot-fires-sid-wilson-after-nearly-30-years-and-wont-say-why/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/slipknot-fires-sid-wilson-after-nearly-30-years-and-wont-say-why/]]></link>
			<title>Slipknot Fires Sid Wilson After Nearly 30 Years — and Won&#8217;t Say Why</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:43:51 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/the-dnc-is-nearly-broke-with-100-days-until-the-midterms/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/the-dnc-is-nearly-broke-with-100-days-until-the-midterms/]]></link>
			<title>The DNC Is Nearly Broke With 100 Days Until the Midterms</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jul 2026 11:11:55 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
					<item>
			<guid><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/]]></link>
			<title>All News</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:34:22 +0000]]></pubDate>
		</item>
				</channel>
</rss>
