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			<title>Trump Pardoned 11 People Before July 4 — Including a Major Donor Who Hosted a Fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago</title>
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			<title>50,000 Missing, Nearly 3,000 Dead: Venezuela&#8217;s Earthquake Disaster Deepens as Rescue Window Closes and Answers Stay Elusive</title>
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			<title>Trump Turns America&#8217;s 250th Birthday Into a SAVE America Act Rally — Then a Thunderstorm Wrecked the Party</title>
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			<title>Ukraine&#8217;s Drones Hit Putin&#8217;s Hometown: St. Petersburg Oil Terminal and Kronstadt Base Struck in Deepest Strike of the War</title>
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			<title>Xi Purges and Promotes: Two New PLA Generals Fill Ranks Hollowed Out by China&#8217;s Military Corruption Sweep</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 05 Jul 2026 12:09:50 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce&#8217;s 1,000-Person July 4th Wedding Is a Spectacle Everyone Has Feelings About</title>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/beyonces-surprise-july-4th-drop-is-her-first-new-music-in-two-years-if-you-ignore-that-its-13-years-old/]]></link>
			<title>Beyoncé&#8217;s Surprise July 4th Drop Is Her &#8220;First New Music in Two Years&#8221; — If You Ignore That It&#8217;s 13 Years Old</title>
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			<title>&#8220;Big Beautiful Bill&#8221; Turns One: Hospitals Are Closing and 4 Million Americans Lost Food Stamps</title>
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			<title>Iran War Has Cost American Families $100 Billion — and GOP Strategists Say the Midterm Clock Is Running Out</title>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://whyitallsucks.com/trump-flies-to-nato-summit-to-squeeze-allies-on-defense-spending-with-ukraines-future-hanging-in-the-balance/]]></link>
			<title>Trump Flies to NATO Summit to Squeeze Allies on Defense Spending — With Ukraine&#8217;s Future Hanging in the Balance</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Jul 2026 16:02:32 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>Vance Says Resuming War With Iran Is &#8220;Up to the Iranians&#8221; as Nuclear Talks Crawl Forward in Doha</title>
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			<title>Trump at Mount Rushmore: &#8220;You Can Be a Communist or You Can Be a Patriot — Not Both&#8221;</title>
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			<title>Venezuela&#8217;s Government Is Hiding the True Death Toll — Families Are Digging Through Rubble Alone</title>
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			<title>Russia Burned Through 40,000 Soldiers in June and Gained 37 Square Miles</title>
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			<title>The Best-Reviewed Minions Movie Ever Just Had the Worst Opening in Franchise History — and Everyone Has Someone to Blame</title>
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			<title>Iran Picked July 4 to Bury Khamenei — and the Mourners Are Screaming &#8220;Revenge&#8221;</title>
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			<title>Disneyland&#8217;s 1 Billionth Guest Is a PR Dream — Here&#8217;s Why Everyone Else Feels Left Out</title>
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			<title>Republicans Fear Trump Is Constructing a &#8220;Rigged Election&#8221; Alibi That Will Detonate in Their Faces</title>
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			<title>330,000 Haitians and Thousands of Syrians Face Deportation as Work Permits Expire July 10</title>
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			<title>Democrats Release 55-Page Report Accusing Trump&#8217;s Birthday Nonprofit of Donor Fraud, Foreign Money, and Selling Presidential Access</title>
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			<title>Active-Duty Air Force Major Arrested at Capitol After Calling for Trump&#8217;s Impeachment in Uniform</title>
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			<title>Freedom Caucus Holds Defense Bill Hostage Over Election Law, Forcing House Into Early July 4 Recess</title>
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			<title>One Man Survived 8 Days Buried Alive in Venezuela — But Tens of Thousands Remain Unaccounted For</title>
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