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			<title>Trump Guts South Korea War Games Over His &#8220;Very Good Relationship&#8221; With Kim Jong Un</title>
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			<title>Ukraine&#8217;s Biggest Drone Barrage Yet Kills Civilians on Both Sides of a War With No End in Sight</title>
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			<title>Disney Unveils Villains Land and Monstropolis — But Fans Wait Years as Prices Climb</title>
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			<title>Violent Crime Hit a Record One-Year Drop. The White House Wants the Credit.</title>
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			<title>White House Deputizes Private Companies to Hack Back at Foreign Cybercriminals</title>
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			<title>Myanmar Says It&#8217;s Ready to Take Back 300,000 Rohingya — Refugees Aren&#8217;t Buying It</title>
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			<title>Scalise Won&#8217;t Challenge Johnson for Speaker — But Won&#8217;t Say What Happens If the GOP Loses the House</title>
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			<title>Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty in UnitedHealthcare CEO Killing, Reopening the Fight Over What Justice Looks Like</title>
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			<title>Schumer Demands Hegseth&#8217;s Firing as Sailors on Iran-Deployed Carrier Reportedly Try to Jump Overboard</title>
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			<title>Trump Vows to Claim the Strait of Hormuz as US Territory While Telling Americans to Eat the Gas Price Hike</title>
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