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			<title>Ari Emanuel Calls Fight to Block $110 Billion Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger &#8220;Trash&#8221;</title>
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			<title>Magnitude 7.1 Quake Rips Through Kyushu, Trapping Shoppers as a Mall Floor Caves In</title>
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			<title>HFPA Sues Penske Media for $150 Million, Claims Golden Globes Were Stolen in a &#8220;Corrupt Scheme&#8221;</title>
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			<title>Netanyahu Heads to a Tense White House Meeting as the Iran War Alliance Frays</title>
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			<title>Senate Advances Trump&#8217;s Spy Chief Pick Who Still Won&#8217;t Say Biden Won in 2020</title>
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			<title>ICE Prepares Deportation Sweep as Protected Status Expires for 350,000 Haitians</title>
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			<title>Zelensky Returns to a Fractured White House as Graham&#8217;s Final Legacy Bill Hangs in the Balance</title>
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			<title>Trump Defends Tariffs at Michigan GM Plant as Businesses Say They&#8217;re Getting Crushed</title>
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			<title>Gunmen Slaughter 30 in Nigerian Village as Government Response Comes Under Fire</title>
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			<title>Wildfires Torch Southern Europe, Force More Than 300,000 to Flee</title>
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			<title>US and Iran Pause Their War, But No One Agrees the Peace Is Real</title>
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			<title>Venice Film Festival&#8217;s All-Male Lineup Sparks Open Revolt From Italian Film Groups</title>
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			<title>Marvel Guarded Sadie Sink&#8217;s Spider-Man Secret for Two Years — a Musician Blew It in One Sentence</title>
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			<title>Trump Vowed to Fight the Birthright Citizenship Ruling &#8220;Immediately.&#8221; He Missed the Deadline.</title>
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			<title>ICE Arrests Hit 1,400 a Day as Officials Warned of Dangerous Overcrowding</title>
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			<title>ICE Hits Record Deportation Pace in July as Homan Declares &#8220;Deportation Maxxing&#8221;</title>
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			<title>DOJ Caves on NYT Reporter Subpoenas After Judge Threatens to Quash Them</title>
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			<title>Federal Judges Greenlight Tennessee&#8217;s Map That Breaks Up Memphis&#8217;s Only Black-Majority District</title>
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			<title>House Votes—Again—to End Trump&#8217;s Iran War, and It Still Won&#8217;t Matter</title>
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			<title>U.S. Nuclear Deal With Saudi Arabia Opens a Door to Uranium Enrichment</title>
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			<title>Trump Weighs Strikes on an Eighth Country Without a Vote From Congress</title>
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			<title>Trump Slaps New Tariffs on 60 Countries Right as Old Ones Expire</title>
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			<title>Trump Slaps New Tariffs on 60 Countries — Allies Call the &#8220;Forced Labor&#8221; Excuse a Sham</title>
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			<title>The Beach Boys Pull the Plug on Summer Tour as Mike Love, 85, &#8220;Struggles&#8221; Through Health Crisis</title>
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			<title>13 Nights of Strikes Later, Iran Says No to Trump&#8217;s Ceasefire</title>
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