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			<title>After Years of Gridlock, the Senate&#8217;s Farm Bill Finally Drops — and It Already Has Something for Everyone to Hate</title>
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			<title>China Cuts Off 10 US Defense Firms From Supplies and Bans 46 From Contracts in Military Blacklist Blowback</title>
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			<title>Trump Asks Congress for $87.6 Billion to Keep Fighting Iran — The Day After the Senate Voted to Stop Him</title>
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